Some Ways to Spend the $250 Million Powerball Jackpot
-- A twinkie for everyone in the country.
-- Develop and market an action-figure doll of yourself.
-- Get yourself one a' them "Pentagon quality" toilet bowls.
-- Pay for a top-notch therapist to deal with the feeling that, compared to Bill Gates, you're still not rich.
-- At long last: a home-slurpee machine of your VERY OWN!
-- Four words: Prank call to Antarctica.
-- Goodbye aluminum siding: Hello golden siding.
-- Get it all in pennies and ride the horse in front of K-mart, FOREVER!
-- Develop and market an action-figure doll of yourself.
-- Get yourself one a' them "Pentagon quality" toilet bowls.
-- Pay for a top-notch therapist to deal with the feeling that, compared to Bill Gates, you're still not rich.
-- At long last: a home-slurpee machine of your VERY OWN!
-- Four words: Prank call to Antarctica.
-- Goodbye aluminum siding: Hello golden siding.
-- Get it all in pennies and ride the horse in front of K-mart, FOREVER!
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