Lifes Crazy Rules II


* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

* Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.


* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.


* Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.


* Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.

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