More How to Get Rid of Telemarketers
- If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out GOAT blood? How about HUMAN blood?"
- After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give you credit card number to a complete stranger.
- Tell the telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can't sell to employees.
- Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a telemarketer, set the receiver down, shout or scream "Oh my Gosh!!!" and then hang up.
- Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!" Hang up.
- Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
- After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give you credit card number to a complete stranger.
- Tell the telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can't sell to employees.
- Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a telemarketer, set the receiver down, shout or scream "Oh my Gosh!!!" and then hang up.
- Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!" Hang up.
- Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
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