Sneak's Slip 'N Slang - Vernacular of the Vacuous

Vernacular of the Vacuous: Vocabulary used in the practice of pretending like you do not know how to do something.
Generally designed to have a more capable person present take over the entire project.
Can be used to great effect around control freaks.
i.e. “I don’t have a head for numbers.”

“Which end of the hammer do you use?”

Example: It was easier to do all of Kelly’s homework than to listen to her vernacular of the vacuous about math being hard.