Comedians
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
Mel Brooks
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down." George Burns
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." George Burns
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home." Bill Cosby
"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door." Jeff Foxworthy
"You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more." Jeff Foxworthy
Mel Brooks
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down." George Burns
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." George Burns
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home." Bill Cosby
"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door." Jeff Foxworthy
"You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more." Jeff Foxworthy
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