New Definitions


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1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.


2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.


3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.


4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.


5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.


6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.


7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.


8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.


9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.


10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.


11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.


12. PARADOX: Two physicians.


13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.


14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.


15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.


16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.


17. RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring.


18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.


19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.


20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.

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