Q&A
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the shit out of you.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes
Why is it good that there are women astronauts?
So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once
Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites Attract.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
Miss her.
Pity her.
Why don’t men like to drink coffee at work?
It keeps them awake.
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
Why do men want to vote for a female President?
Because we’d only have to pay her half as much.
What’s the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
How many men would it take to mop a floor?
No one knows; they’ve never done it.
What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
A hot dog and a six pack.
Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the shit out of you.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes
Why is it good that there are women astronauts?
So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once
Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites Attract.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
Miss her.
Pity her.
Why don’t men like to drink coffee at work?
It keeps them awake.
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
Why do men want to vote for a female President?
Because we’d only have to pay her half as much.
What’s the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
How many men would it take to mop a floor?
No one knows; they’ve never done it.
What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
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