Amazing Longevity
A man walked up to a little old woman rocking in a chair on her porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," he said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," she said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the man said. "How old are you?'"
"Twenty-six!" she said.
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," she said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the man said. "How old are you?'"
"Twenty-six!" she said.
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