Be More Cynical


If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them.

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It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.


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It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

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