Friday Funny
Sexist Jokes About Women
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman
Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning yet
Why did God make woman last?
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow
Sexist Jokes About Men
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be hell
Why did God create man before woman?
Because your always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
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