Friday Funny

Sexist Jokes About Women

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman

Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning yet

Why did God make woman last?
He didn't want someone telling him what to do

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow

 
Sexist Jokes About Men


How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be hell

Why did God create man before woman?
Because your always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Digg It! Stumble Delicious Technorati Tweet It! Facebook Add To Reddit RSS Google Bookmarks Meneame