Interesting Ideas
-- I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
-- I had amnesia once -- or twice.
-- Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
-- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
-- They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
-- Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
-- Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
-- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
-- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
-- One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
-- When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
-- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
-- I had amnesia once -- or twice.
-- Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
-- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
-- They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
-- Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
-- Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
-- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
-- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
-- One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
-- When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
-- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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