Sneak's Slip 'N Slang - Cybironic

Cybironic: A situation where someone says she is the exact opposite of what she actually is when describing herself online.
Ways to tell: I could stand to lose a few pounds...is probably a model.
I'm not fat, if that's what you mean...you need a running start to hug her.

Example: She said she wasn't fat, then we met, and I had to look twice to see all of her. She's definitely cybironic.