Ways To Maintain Sanity
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!", "Third time this week!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!", "Third time this week!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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