Kitchen Signs
- If you don't like my standards of cooking...lower your standards.
- You may touch the dust in this house...but please don't write in it!
- Apology...Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.
- A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
- If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
- A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
- Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
- Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
- My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
- You may touch the dust in this house...but please don't write in it!
- Apology...Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.
- A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
- If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
- A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
- Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
- Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
- My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
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