70 Lessons Learned from Doctor Who
Bananas are good
Always take a banana to a party
Roentgen radiation can be expelled through the foot, only if the receptacle is a red Converse shoe
Sticking a sonic screwdriver into an x-ray machine frazzles it
Multigrain anti-oil – if it moves, it doesn’t
The French really know how to party
The Doctor needs his thumb – he’s very attached to his… thumb…
Rose cannot do a Scottish accent
The Royal Family have an A+ blood type
Everyone knows who Harriet Jones is
The Doctor is rude. And not ginger.
Rose and the Doctor’s first date was in the year 5 billion. They had chips
The Doctor likes a little shop. Not a big shop. Just a shop. So people can… shop
The Doctor’s still got it. ;-)
The Doctor is slim. And a little bit foxy
Gambling for less than ten quid is an abuse of your privilege as a traveller in time. Anything over that is fine
The Doctor has an overactive left eyebrow
Be suspicious of politicians with forehead zips
Santa’s a robot
708 plastic surgery operations will turn you into a bitchy trampoline
Don’t blink
If you turn onto ITV tonight, there’s a chance the universe will implode…
Queen Victoria was not amused. Eventually
If you see a little boy in a gas mask asking if you’re his mummy, RUN!!
If it’s alien, it’s ours!
You will be deleted
Earth is the only planet to have made edible ball bearings
The Doctor is NOT from Mars
Shakespeare was a flirt
Master can’t decide whether you should live or die…
Anything involving the word “titanic” will end badly
If your name is Jack don’t say anything around the Doctor. He’ll think you’re flirting
Be eternally on the lookout for anagrams
If you meet anyone called Yana don’t ask them about their watch
Blondes + Doctor tragedy
The Doctor is a public menace
If your substitute teacher walks into the room and says nothing except the name of the subject repeatedly, watch out. Something weird will happen
Suit + Converse sneakers geek chic
The angels have the phone box
Christmas trees are deadly
If your name is Mickey, it’s not anymore. It is now Ricky or the Idiot
If you meet someone called Alonso, you know what to say!
Rose is all… pink and yellow
Spatio-temporal hyperlink is just a fancy term for magic door
France. It’s a different planet.
The Doctor is worth the monsters
Humans taste like chicken
Never say never ever
If you don’t have a gun, and the enemy does, they can shoot you dead. But the moral high ground is yours
Cybermen are superior to the Daleks in one respect. They are better at dying
“To be or not to be” is a bit pretentious
The Doctor supplied half of Shakespeare’s lines
6 words can bring down a whole government
Correctamundo is a word that should only ever be said once
Tallulah is spelt with three L’s and an H
Martha and the Doctor have been busy doing… stuff
There’s no such thing as an ordinary human
The prettier it is the more likely it is to kill you
The sun is alive!
There’s an Act of Parliament banning Harriet Jones’ autobiography
Hospitals creep the Doctor out
When you try to speak the native language when the TARDIS is already translating for you, you sound welsh. Especially when trying to speak Latin
Adipose are the universe’s cutest monsters
Protein 1 with just a dash of protein 3 tastes like sugary milk
Allons-y is a multipurpose exclamation
Natural Ood don’t have translator spheres
You don’t want to make the Doctor angry
You REALLY don't want to make the Doctor angry
We live in the Second Great and Bountiful Human Empire
The Doctor has difficulty counting in stressful situations
Always take a banana to a party
Roentgen radiation can be expelled through the foot, only if the receptacle is a red Converse shoe
Sticking a sonic screwdriver into an x-ray machine frazzles it
Multigrain anti-oil – if it moves, it doesn’t
The French really know how to party
The Doctor needs his thumb – he’s very attached to his… thumb…
Rose cannot do a Scottish accent
The Royal Family have an A+ blood type
Everyone knows who Harriet Jones is
The Doctor is rude. And not ginger.
Rose and the Doctor’s first date was in the year 5 billion. They had chips
The Doctor likes a little shop. Not a big shop. Just a shop. So people can… shop
The Doctor’s still got it. ;-)
The Doctor is slim. And a little bit foxy
Gambling for less than ten quid is an abuse of your privilege as a traveller in time. Anything over that is fine
The Doctor has an overactive left eyebrow
Be suspicious of politicians with forehead zips
Santa’s a robot
708 plastic surgery operations will turn you into a bitchy trampoline
Don’t blink
If you turn onto ITV tonight, there’s a chance the universe will implode…
Queen Victoria was not amused. Eventually
If you see a little boy in a gas mask asking if you’re his mummy, RUN!!
If it’s alien, it’s ours!
You will be deleted
Earth is the only planet to have made edible ball bearings
The Doctor is NOT from Mars
Shakespeare was a flirt
Master can’t decide whether you should live or die…
Anything involving the word “titanic” will end badly
If your name is Jack don’t say anything around the Doctor. He’ll think you’re flirting
Be eternally on the lookout for anagrams
If you meet anyone called Yana don’t ask them about their watch
Blondes + Doctor tragedy
The Doctor is a public menace
If your substitute teacher walks into the room and says nothing except the name of the subject repeatedly, watch out. Something weird will happen
Suit + Converse sneakers geek chic
The angels have the phone box
Christmas trees are deadly
If your name is Mickey, it’s not anymore. It is now Ricky or the Idiot
If you meet someone called Alonso, you know what to say!
Rose is all… pink and yellow
Spatio-temporal hyperlink is just a fancy term for magic door
France. It’s a different planet.
The Doctor is worth the monsters
Humans taste like chicken
Never say never ever
If you don’t have a gun, and the enemy does, they can shoot you dead. But the moral high ground is yours
Cybermen are superior to the Daleks in one respect. They are better at dying
“To be or not to be” is a bit pretentious
The Doctor supplied half of Shakespeare’s lines
6 words can bring down a whole government
Correctamundo is a word that should only ever be said once
Tallulah is spelt with three L’s and an H
Martha and the Doctor have been busy doing… stuff
There’s no such thing as an ordinary human
The prettier it is the more likely it is to kill you
The sun is alive!
There’s an Act of Parliament banning Harriet Jones’ autobiography
Hospitals creep the Doctor out
When you try to speak the native language when the TARDIS is already translating for you, you sound welsh. Especially when trying to speak Latin
Adipose are the universe’s cutest monsters
Protein 1 with just a dash of protein 3 tastes like sugary milk
Allons-y is a multipurpose exclamation
Natural Ood don’t have translator spheres
You don’t want to make the Doctor angry
You REALLY don't want to make the Doctor angry
We live in the Second Great and Bountiful Human Empire
The Doctor has difficulty counting in stressful situations
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