Short and Cringeworthy Part II
Q. How can Daleks tell each other apart?
A. Thay. Jast. Caan.
Q: What do Daleks do with illegal immigrants?
A: E-X-P-A-T-R-I-A-T-E!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Matt Smith
Who??????????????
Q: Did you know that chefs all over the world are worried about a shortage of herbs over Christmas?
A: It's because many people are predicting we'll see The End of Thyme.
Q: Have you heard that Sigma, the Master and the Abzorbaloff are making a new movie?
A: It's called The Ood, The Bad and The Ugly.
Q: Who is the scariest Time Lord?
A: Doctor Boo!
Q: What do you call an angry Dalek creator?
A: Davcross
Q: What do you call a frightened Time Lord?
A: A Gallifreydee cat!
The Doctor: I say, I say, I say, K-9's been damaged on a nearby star.
Sarah Jane: Sirius?
The Doctor: No, he'll be fine
A Dalek went to the job centre looking for a job, but in the end he didn't apply for any because there wasn't any temporal-shift work...
A. Thay. Jast. Caan.
Q: What do Daleks do with illegal immigrants?
A: E-X-P-A-T-R-I-A-T-E!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Matt Smith
Who??????????????
Q: Did you know that chefs all over the world are worried about a shortage of herbs over Christmas?
A: It's because many people are predicting we'll see The End of Thyme.
Q: Have you heard that Sigma, the Master and the Abzorbaloff are making a new movie?
A: It's called The Ood, The Bad and The Ugly.
Q: Who is the scariest Time Lord?
A: Doctor Boo!
Q: What do you call an angry Dalek creator?
A: Davcross
Q: What do you call a frightened Time Lord?
A: A Gallifreydee cat!
The Doctor: I say, I say, I say, K-9's been damaged on a nearby star.
Sarah Jane: Sirius?
The Doctor: No, he'll be fine
A Dalek went to the job centre looking for a job, but in the end he didn't apply for any because there wasn't any temporal-shift work...
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